National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]
Howard Slayer is suing the American Cancer Foundation, and the reason might just surprise you. Turns out Howard donated 10 thousand dollars to help fight kids with cancer and he feels he did not get what he said he paid for. Howard explained, “I hate kids and I hate cancer so when I saw the […]
Turdcutter Park, so named for Admiral William Turdcutter of Space Force, hosted a massive double protest on Sunday afternoon. The Conservative Unified New Teachers Society was out protesting the latest thing, and in response the liberal leaning Freedom United Competitive Knowledge Society was out in force staging a counter protest against the initial protest. All […]