The American Hotel Chains of America is trying to institute a new policy for all hotel chains. Jack Ulait, head of the AHCA spoke about their desired new policy, “We are fed up with men constantly masturbating in our hotel rooms, more specifically, doing it and not cleaning up afterwords. It’s hard enough to keep […]
The Bears have struggled as a team over the last decade. That is when the front office decided to use draft picks from Bill Savages fantasy football league. Bill holds a fantasy football league that he wins every year. The Bears felt that Bill (albeit fat and drunk most of the time) has a pretty […]
Another year, another big L in the loss column for local Plumber and father, Benjamin Dover, in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Competition. The losses keep piling up for Mr. Dover, as he has now reached forty consecutive years without taking home the title. Since the day he was born, Ben’s mother Ann Dover has […]