After years of the best fast food fries ever known to any human (or ET), McDonalds will no longer be serving fries. We spoke with a McDonalds board member and here is what he had to say, “Do you know what that shit is made with? Let’s just say larva does more than harvest bugs……in […]
In the lead up to their big cage match, which conflicting reports indicate may take place in Rome, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have been trading shots on social media to help hype the fight. Elon even went so far as to challenge Mark Zuckerberg to a literal dick measuring contest, a challenge that the […]
Why do men love boobs? The eternal question that has hounded humanity for eons may finally get an answer as the National Institute of Health has awarded Dan’s Research Inc. with a $10M grant to study why men are fascinated with women’s bazoongas. “Real ones, fake ones, big ones, small ones, ones the size of […]