At Wescott Elementary in Northbrook Illinois 3 kids were diagnosed with “Cooties”. The entire school was evacuated. In each instance, the kids got them from the same kid. His name is Billy Boogershnot. Here is what Billy had to say, “Look, if you are near me…I am wiping that shit on you…….at least cooties go […]
Bend Oregon’s Extended Area Transit (BEAT) is ready to celebrate its 20th year of service next year. In celebration of the benchmark, Bend will plan many events and also announce that they will create a system to connect to Medford’s Extended Area Transit. Critics say it will be hard to do, but the two cities […]
At a press conference this afternoon, a team of scientists from the Winston-Salem-Marlboro-Chapman Institute for Social Research and Advancements in Smoking in association with Anheuser Busch, claimed to have successfully isolated the gene that allows for healthy smoking. “Have you ever noticed that some smokers live cancer free forever, while others don’t?” the Leading Researcher […]