Pardon the Teachers

Florida Council to the Governor has recently made a very controversial recommendation.  The council consists of five males aged 25 to 28 commonly referred to as the Frat Five as they are a group of former college fraternity brothers. Kyle Thomas, head of the council explained their newest recommendation saying, “We believe that female teachers convicted of sleeping with their students should get a pardon, especially if they are an 8 out 10 We also won’t pardon anyone convicted of sex with a pre-pubescent child. Our rationale is that they haven’t done anything terribly wrong and those boys now have a great story for the rest of their lives. We really hope and think our governor will pass this, especially because those who are against this are quote woke and he hates the woke.”

Apparently, in Florida if this recommendation if accepted will surprisingly affect 23 women. Unfortunately, for 6 of the women they are a 7 at best.