Penus Ken

The head of the They/Them Non-binary council, Pat Himher is up in arms about a new decision by Mattel Inc.  Pat discussed the issue with Mattel and said, “As the new Barbie hits the theaters it has come to our attention that there is a new Barbie and Ken being ready to be introduced into the market. The new Barbies will have a vagina, labias and all and Ken will have a penis with two dangly balls to complete the doll. For decades, our community has appreciated that Ken and Barbie were nonbinary is evidenced by the lack of male and or female parts. We as a community felt that the dolls were they/them and were an inspiration to kids everywhere who they, themselves have not decided to define their sex. We are truly disappointed and are looking to create our own competitive They/Them dolls, yet to be named but their private section will be as smooth as silk like previous dolls. We have felt for a while that we have been under attack, and this is just the latest example of how people are trying to shove their, you know what’s in our face and we are tired of this dick move, yes pun intended.”

We have reached out to Mattel for comment and have yet to receive any comment, laughter yes but no comments. We did reach out again and after they stopped laughing, denied that they were creating the dolls.