Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Perfect AI (Attendance Initiative)

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Ronnie Nomiss has never missed a day of work over the last 4 years. As AI became a thing, she worked with a group of developers and launched Perfect AI. It is an AI tool that does the following:

  • Calls your place of work every day to say you will be at work – even on the days that you are sick – your company is notified you are at work
  • Leverages Chat GPT to do all of your work
  • Goes to the bathroom for you
  • Makes fun of the bullies in the office
  • Pees all over the desk of the asshole boss who thinks they can lead with intimidation
  • Acts as a camera for all remote employees and takes pictures from the waist down to all remote workers…..if they are nude, all images are sent to their mom – if their mom is dead, the picture gets sent to the cemetery for review by the grave site

Perfect AI is taking off and will be going public in the Crypto markets when they get federal regulation (that will never happen).

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