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Pete Rose Opens New Casino “Cincy Dice”

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We all know Pete Rose “AKA Charlie Hustle” for not only being a great baseball player, but also a man who’s life took a different turn due to gambling. 24 seasons of superb baseball play and not recognized as a Hall of Famer. MPL recognizes that Pete Rose is a Hall of Famer based on performance….a true stud sliding into home place throughout his career many times over. We also had the chance to catch up with him and hear is what he had to say, “I opened a casino and all bets are paid in crypto currency…the currency is called “Pete Bills”…..as for the value…well…still figuring that out since it isn’t state or federally regulated….I guess it is worth whatever pesos are worth…..anyways…….I am back in business………….wish I had more fnnn hair…on my back asshole…..anyways, I am stoked to get a flush all day every day…..anyways…hope I don’t fff up my knee playing cards….I mean knees…ankles……shoulders….shit…all of it…last week I did  head slider right into as lot machine…..on purpose!!!!”

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