PGA Rules Change Again
June 6, 2023
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After further discussion, the PGA rules are changing to non-conforming clubs. Below is a list of what this means:
- All golf shafts will now be made from human skin (not sure which organ they will pull that off of😊) – clubs have more flex and whip (possibly sag)
- Club heads will be cadavers real heads with plated steel to the forehead
- Golf balls will now be EV and remote control – every player can control placement from their eyes via smart glasses
- All fans can make a shit ton of noise at professional tournaments and that includes LIV tournament play
- Remote work has forced people to dress down, now at tournaments, you can play completely nude and be in the crowd nude…..the only controlled part is no boners allowed. Sadly, no men have been able to comply.
As the PGA rules evolve and new tournaments are developed, Tom Green will be the new commentator for PGA golf and professional soccer.
