Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Pickle Ball Rules Change

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The popularity of Pickle Ball has taken the country by storm. It continues to gain participation across men, women, and the younger generation. There are some new rules that are changing the game, however the motion for the most significant change is for male players to play with no pants (this includes no underwear. When people yell, “Play your balls off”, it takes the experience to a much more realistic level. We spoke with a current nationally ranked player named David Balls and here is what he had to say, “Honestly, shlongs wagging on the court is disgusting………however, winding up for shots right in my opponents balls…..some are  much larger targets than others….bottom line, that kind of pain is almost worst than being kicked in the balls….wait a second…it is the same fnn thing…..in just talking about it, my balls are in pain….anyways, Happy Father’s Day Dad!”

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