Pie Vs. Charts

For years we have all deciphered everything through a pie. It satisfied us….gave us what we needed…..it was fulfilling……and its own way defined resolution and calmed are curiosity. It filled us up with what we needed when sitting down at the table reading the paper. However, Bill Bixby (late hulk) has a brother named Donald Bixby and he makes apple pies that come in the form of bar charts, scatter plots and the new histogram pie. Yes, these apple pies (some key lime) are in different formats. Here is what Donald Bixby (hulks brother) had to say, “Look…screw the traditional pie…I like eating in bar graphs and when I get really nuts I turn green..that is usually when I digest a histogram….more importantly, what asswipe eats blueberry pie…fuck that…I would father eat dead gold fish..or alive….depends what day of the week!”