Pippen Jordan

The legendary duo’s family of Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan have announced plans on having a child.

Archrival Isaiah Thomas was quoted as saying, “Dayum!  How many times the Pippens gotta ‘assist’ the Jordans?”

She had filed for divorce from Scottie in 2018 and was finalized in late 2021.  They share 4 children together.

The couple appeared to have started dating in September 2022.

Charles Barkley said, “What in sweet hell is this mess?  This bitch crazy and she wants to be a Kardashian.  Or in this case, a Jordashian?  Wait, hang on, is Jordache Jeans still a thing?  I want credit for this if it becomes a thing and they use her.”

Pippen declined to comment.

And MJ refused to acknowledge that Pippen even exists, much like he did in the Last Dance documentary.

Phil Jackson interjected, “Is there any way I can take credit for any of this, without doing anything?”

Dennis Rodman chimed in with, “Larsa, this is bullshit and you know it.  This publicity stunt isn’t gonna last.  He gonna drop you like his daddy drops bad poker cards.  BUT, if you want a rebound relationship, I’m right here girl.”

NBA superfan Leonardo DiCaprio added, “All I have to say is that they will make a fine, beautiful baby.  And when she turns 18, I want first dibs on dating her.”