Placebo

Drug companies have decided to sell placebo pills under secret names. According to a pharmaceutical insider who asked to remain anonymous, “Drug companies realized there is huge profits to be made in selling sugar pills. Not only do they make money, but our companies tell people we are saving lives in the long run. Doctors have been known to overprescribe antibiotics for decades because patients beg for them, even when it’s just a sniffle or more likely a virus which antibiotics do nothing for. So, now we can make a shit ton of money and actually help the greater good of society by limiting the creation of super bugs. So it’s a win win, and a boat load of cash for drug companies. The good news is that the sugar pills will taste sweet unlike most pills.”