Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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By Jack Firestone


Has a phobia ever kept you from enjoying your life to the fullest? Me either, but there are a lot of people scared of crazy crap. Bobby Spears has created a program just for these people and it is designed to scare them straight.

Bobby explained “People are afraid to confront their fears and all I do is get then past the part of confrontation.” He continued to explain how he conducts his program. “I find out what their fear is and develop a plan to get them past it. My first client Edward Olsen was afraid of flying and we had him meet in our classroom where we drugged him and got him on a plane all while he was asleep. Now the hard part was getting him attached to our skydive tandem jumper Gary. As soon as he was waking up I say congratulations you are flying! And Gary then jumps our of the airplane. Sure Edward pissed himself, and Gary is so used to it by now that he calls it golden air stream. Edward in this case passed out for most of the jump and safely landed. Now he never has to face the fear if flying again.”

We spoke with Edward and while his fear of flying is gone he will never drink from an open container again. However, Bobby says he has a class for that too.

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  1. Richard Marx January 9, 2023

    I gotta meet Bobby!!!

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