Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Please Cough

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By Bill Lumbergh


Dr. Adam Lockness completed his residency at Northwestern Memorial and has never looked back. He has built quite the thriving practice in Northbrook, IL and continues to watch his practice grow.

Patient Mark Clovis (HIPPA said we can’t say he is 62 and on blood thinners) had this to say after seeing Dr. Lockness, “I knew I had the flu…..as I was telling the doc, he immediately said take your pants off…..grabbed my nut sack and said cough….two weeks later I came in for an ear infection ….he diagnosed it right after looking in my ear with that light thingy….then, once again….he said pull your pants down and cough and he grabbed my balls again….best doc in town!”

Some say modern medicine has gotten worse, but Dr. Lockness continues to embrace his growing practice. Dr. Lockness had one final statement, “I am going to go into gynecology…..honestly, I think it would be far more interesting than looking at a banana with balls!”

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