Poor Bastard is Having Twins

Last November, 38 year old father of two, Henry Watson cancelled his appointment to have a vasectomy because he had already used his flex spending FSA money for 2022. He wanted to save money by doing the vasectomy in January using pre-tax FSA money. He rescheduled for January 12, 2023, but cancelled the procedure again a few days before. Why?

On January 9, his wife Wendy told Henry not to bother with the surgery because she was pregnant again. Cause for celebration, or is it? The couple soon learned they were having twins. Yes, this attempt to save a few bucks on a copay, led to an unplanned pregnancy and twins. The couple anxiously await the birth of their twins, who will join their two old brothers soon. Henry also found out in January that all he had to pay for the vasectomy was a $25 copay, and instead of paying that minor charge, he’s about to have twins. Wow, you couldn’t make this up, poor bastard!