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Proctologist Profession Cutting Back

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Many professions have placed more emphasis on reducing overhead and cutting operational costs. In fact, MPL recently uncovered that proctologist clinics all over the US are no longer going to use gloves. We spoke with Dr. Glovesno and here is what he had to say, “Finally, we all banned together in our profession and practices nationally….it is time to save money and no longer use gloves….it is gross for sure, but isn’t looking at people assholes one after another disgusting on its own…well, at this point nothing is gross after you live a life of putting a finger in someone’s ass you don’t even know…….I just hope urologist don’t go down this same path……well, it might make a few people very happy!”

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