Psychic

James Culver is a world-renowned psychic and has been the most accurate psychic of our time according to Psychic World Daily.  Amy Fortune, editor and CEO of Psychic World Daily explained why James is the best psychic you’ve never heard of, “James can predict the future a day in advance. The only problem is that James lives in rural Utah and hates technology, so by the time we get his predictions, it’s too late. He warned us about 9/11 but it was two weeks befor anyone inside the FBI to receive the mail where he warned us of the impending attack. James does not own a cell phone or even a regular phone for that matter, he owns two cups and a string attached to the cups so he can talk to his neighbor 30 yards away. James even predicted the mega lottery numbers of the last 10 years but no one was able to benefit from this knowledge as it took too long to receive the numbers. He won’t meet with the media and will never answer the door when you stop by, which he already knew you were coming a day earlier. He sends his predictions to our office weekly and we verify his predictions which are dead on. The most controversial of his predictions are the ones involving school shootings, I mean who predicts these events accurately but does nothing to prevent them?”

We reached out to his neighbor, who wished to stay anonymous, you know the one who has the other cup with the string attached for comment. Turns out he told Media Pub Live, “James is a crazy M Fer, that dude sits up all night on the internet and watching the news and then I see him writing a letter, immediately after. The weird thing is watching him set the date on his postal meter a day earlier before he stamps his mail. That guy is so weird, he asked me to hang onto a cup with a string attached to it and the string goes all the way back to his house and I have no idea why but I figure I would just take it, just in case he is a middle of the wood’s killer type of guy. It is because he is so weird that I use my binoculars to keep on eye on that crazy kook.”