Publicly Traded Tech Company Invests in Private Equity

We have seen a ton of tech companies receive investment from private equity firms from all over the world. A publicly traded company called Stomp Tech just went public several months ago. They realized it would be odd if they invested in private equity, so they took a gamble. The process is called “Reverse Prickmove” and this is done with several companies in Europe. CEO, David Chance, had this to say, “Private equity has decimated many companies and stolen control and decisions in most cases……we have decided to invest in private equity firms and force senior teams at private equity firms to do video calls completely nude…..lets see who has balls now….any ways, we know we will not see financial dividends from this decision……it does force these PE guys to see what it feels like to be nude on camera and see assets…I mean things flopping around….from my personal experience, not that bad until I was caught in the company fish tank in the lobby…… I am more upset about the fact that my mom received a picture of my crotch…….was fine with it and then showed it to my asswipe cousins and said how proud she was of me!”