Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Reduction in Divorce Statistics

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By Bill Lumbergh


The pandemic became a time of consistent family time…maybe too much time. The result has been challenges in all kinds of relationships. Divorces increased to an all time high during the pandemic and have since continued to climb.

Software developer/entrepreneur Brian Ballzee came up with a great idea that helps keep marriages together. Brian had this to say on how it all works,” I went through divorce….my sex life went down the toilet…so I bought some toys to fill that void and the problem was friends and family found out about it…truly humiliating!” Brian alluded to that this all had a profound effect on his reputation and creative mind…more than anything his mind. He started “YOUDBAG” that year.

Brian articulated how the platform works, “Yopro video cameras that get added to every room in your house by someone you don’t know…..the second you make use of your sex toy…a picture gets snapped and sent to your spouse and your mom (you can add up to 5 friends and a dead uncle)”.

The result has been men being far more devoted to their wives…….and severe growth in “kissing ass”. Dr. Shroomfriff had this to say (he did the studies), “Yeah, this is pretty odd….maybe even illegal…but I have a stake in this and I get royalties…fff it…..let it roll and let my bank account sizzle!”

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