Remote Military Actives
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All military branches serve a critical purpose to national security and preserve the freedoms we all cherish. However, as companies have gone fully remote, several soldiers who are currently on active duty have found remote service to be better.
Private Julie Smithers had this to say, “Look, I am taking care of Beirut sitting on my ass…eating pizza…….watching The Simpson’s…. yeah…every damn episode…..with my Iphone in hand…..destroying crap architecture that is hideous…such ugly color buildings….I am not violent at all….so I hit a few old historical building’s…big deal…..they were ugly ass pastels anyways….had to be done……but never left my house in Dover, Ohio!”
A most recent poll that was administered across all branches indicated 70% of all folks in active duty prefer to engage in war from their toilet or watching Netflix. Some said Hulu as well.
The result is nobody wants to physically serve. Some of the feds had this to say, “Heck, if we can create a tax shelter through this process….let’s do it…makes sense….we all need second homes for the winter!”
