Remote Teaching

Teachers no longer have to show up at school. Students will continue to show up at school during regular scheduled hours. Moving forward, there will be old transistor tv’s in each classroom that connect to the net. The teachers will no longer have to come into school and their salaries are going to double. This is an attempt to create teacher retention in a very broken system. We spoke with history teacher, Celia Sleepzz and she had this to say, “Crapping and teaching is my favorite thing to do…I have also learned I am amazing at doing nothing…..all jokes aside….we all deserve the increase in pay and flex….I can now eat my chili and shit at the same time…and teach…trifecta!”