Remote Working Situation Wavers
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The last two years have completely changed the working landscape. It has vacillated from in office…hybrid…to fully remote. Every company has a different take on it. However, some new companies have been birthed from this crazy change in how we all work today and into the future.
Ronald Nimkinpoop recently launched a new aftermarket software app that you can add to your laptop or mobile device. 10 times a day it takes a picture from your waist down to see if you are appropriately dressed. From there, it distributes the picture to your boss and your mom. Ronald had this to say, “You haven’t seen weird shit until you see these pictures….and then your mom gets a copy…..business is booming and now employees are far more vigil about dressing appropriately….and I am laughing my ass off….and I can’t find a bank big enough to hold all this cash.”
We were able to catch up with an employee at Zenith TV and he had this to say, “Oh, I was caught…then fired….and then yelled at by my mom…at 58 I didn’t expect to get yelled at…..oh, yeah, I still live home..the basement has been a great place to play cards with my buddies…John…..Wayne…..and Gacy.”
