Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Renewable Energy Evolves

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By Bill Lumbergh


Fossil fuels and wind power continue to become more relevant. Every state is feeling the affects of power knocking them off the grid. Look at California….Texas……and there are others joining this very real challenge.

Donald Sutherfork, who graduated Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, realized there were far better power sources….less evasive an far more cost effective.

Donald had this to say, “I have been going all over the country…..looking for dinosaurs….I found some….now I recycle dinosaurs into fuel…yeah, I know….sounds pretty fffd up….it is….and my parents want to put me on meds…….but professors at Cal Poly are all into it…as well as the acid I gave them and I took myself….bottom line…we are getting real creative…and shit is getting real!”

Cal Poly and UCLA Med school have partnered with the Betty Ford Clinic on this project. Dave Stirme, CEO of Betty Ford had this to say, “Of course we have people on all kinds of shit here…most seem to have some great ideas….come on…I am a business man for new realized revenue, I will try a few new things…..including the concoction Sutherfork gave all the patients….one of them just got accepted to Harvard’s PHD program….man I love science…and whatever is in these brownies!”

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