Rent a Crip

Entrepreneur Neil Hanson is at it again and according to him, he has come up with a multi-million-dollar concept. Neil’s new company is called Rent-a-Crip and he explained his new concept, “Our company is dedicated to care for people who are handicapped. The handicapped people won’t tell you what they tell me, but they are sick of always hanging out with their family or caregivers all the time. This is where Rent-a-Crip comes in, we actually rent them out to people, and it benefits all parties involved. How many times have you gone to a game and saw an unused handicapped seat? Now you and your rental can get those seats. Ever go to a packed movie theatre and you end up in the front row only to later have neck pain from looking up the whole time, well not with your magic ticket. You now get the middle row designed for wheelchair access thanks to your rental. Don’t even get me started with amusement parks and the advantages you get there. So this company is a win-win situation for all parties , plus add another win for the caregiver, who now gets a break.”

We reached out to one of the rentals or Criptal, as the company calls them for their view of the program. Steven Spalding paralyzed from the waist down explained, “This job allows me to get away from the people who feel sorry for me and allows me to make some cash and do some fun shit. First off the people who rent me are shady as heck which makes the day so much more fun. They get to go in the HOV lane and I get to see some great events, my renter actually took me to a strip club after a ballgame. The lap dance was a waste but I still had a ton of fun.”

The company says there is still a learning curve as the company ramps up their business. In fact, after one mishap with their Criptal, they now require all of them to wear depends. It turns out the renters don’t like changing their Criptal and that tested the satisfaction guarantee policy.