Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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By Jack Firestone


High school students are always trying to figure out ways on how to make themselves more presentable to colleges and universities. A new resume company has been established by a freshman congressman to help kids embellish or dress up their resume to become more attractive candidates. Kitara Ravache resume builders is working hard to help Juniors and Seniors in High School figure out how to put their past on to paper.

We have reached out to a customer Jennifer Landeua and she said “At first I was skeptical about the program but the guy who helped me, I think his name was George, told me its not what I did that is important, it’s what I say I did that is important.  He first suggested I change my last name to Ramirez or Gomez. He also helped me set up a Go Fund Me account to raise money for college. He also thought it was important to let everyone know about my zodiac sign. I was born June 3rd which makes me a Cancer. George said I have survived so many years that putting a Cancer Survivor on my resume is not lying. I saw that I raised over $10,000 already and George said not to worry, that he would watch over my money because I had to focus on my new charity work that he has yet to tell me about.”

We reached out to 10 other former students about their experience but do to ongoing litigation they declined to comment.

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