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Rob Lowe Barfed at Wrigley Field

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A hot day in the bleachers at Wrigley in the summer after a few beers can be painful. We all know the story of a guy from Northbrook, IL who cleared the bleachers after barfing hot dogs in center field. Well, just yesterday barfing at Wrigley took a strange turn when Rob Lowe barfed all over the organ that is used for “Take Me Out to The Ball Game” during the 7th inning stretch. Here is what Rob had to say when we caught up with him, “Well, I am not sure I would call it barfing….more like spewing….and I honestly was trying to clear my throat and a solid hocker came out……is that barf??? I think not…I think this is more of a mistaken barf identity…..I am in the process of pressing charges against the press for mistaking a hocker as barf….the best part was the keyboard dude thought it was his own hocker and he put it back in his mouth…..what an asswhipe and he has now been Rob Loweized or maybe Chad….crap, I am not sure who I am these days…..bahahaha!”

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