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Rob Lowe Beat Up Stanley Tucci

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At MPL we uncover breaking news often. Today, “Robbie” Lowe beat up Stanley Tucci. He didn’t just beat him up, but he used a Moroccan brass fish shaped faucet that is handcrafted. We did have a chance to speak with Tucci and hear is what he had to say, “I will say, I LOVED that faucet….absolutely exquisite…….but that fnn thing weighed several pounds…and to make it worse, it got stuck in my fnnn head….as of late, my kids have been getting their cup of water from my head for the last few days….it is filtered in all and now my knee does not hurt…..well, might be because I have an fnnn faucet planted in my head….anyways, that Rob Lowe sure is special…….I mean his taste in obscure gardening tools and plumbing devices is fnnnn nuts!”

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