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Rob Lowe is Going Vegan…..Remotely!

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We all have seen Rob Lowe in many movies through the years (we call him Robbie at MPL). He has made a significant life change to go vegan to improve his eating habits. We caught up with Rob and here is what he had to say, “For the last 20 years…….pork all day and every so often a monkeys head……but I was forced to do that by Chad….however, I am totally embarrassed to be vegan….makes me appear to be a sissy……so, I eat it remotely…….literally from my laptop in an undisclosed location……..that way, when nobody is looking I can throw down some pork……please don’t write that in this article…..also,  I am not “Robbie”, my good friends call me Roberto Lowes…lastly, I am proud of my brother Chad….finally growing his hair back……I mean growing the hair back on his back…..personally,  I would rather be vegan!”

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