Rob Lowe Married Ms. Piggy

Most people had no idea that Rob Lowe was once married to Miss Piggy. This was one of his earlier marriages when he was 19. They were only married for about 3 months. We spoke with Rob and here is what he had to say, “She was interesting…..very overweight……and sex was very strange……I don’t even want to get into that…a few times she invited Kermit over to perform….if you know what I mean….good news….didn’t need birth control….we checked, there is no way you can get a Muppet pregnant…..believe me, I tried….so did Chad!”