Robert Wadlow Lied

It was 1918, Walter Wadlow was born in Illinois at an astonishing 8ft 11……or so we thought. At MPL, we did some digging around to find out this prick faked everyone out. He was actually 5ft 6 and his real name was Harry Stimples. He lied his ass off and walked on stilts from 1918 (from birth) until his death in 1940. After they took him off the machines the doors closed, however we have evidence that this nimrods brother pulled out what appeared to be two stilts from his hospital bed room.

Here is what his son Ryan Wadlow had to say, “Look, dad fooled all you morons….even better we got all kinds of Guinness Book reward money for that shit….I got a corvette and by dad bought bigger stilts….he never used them….but my sister did and died from a 3 story fall (from the stilts)!”