Ronald McDonald’s Bloody Nose is Bad

Ronald McDonald has bad a bloody nose for 3 days straight. There is concern that his “Fake red nose” is really his real nose and it turned red from internal bleeding. We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, “Hate to ruin it for the kids…it is a fnnnn constume and Santa Claus is fake…..lastly, Grimace is not someone you want to get near…still has the ankle bracelet on….and he is a cranky prick…..merry Christmas early and you can thank me early….wait, I get only one call!!!!!”