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Not really satire.

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RUL vs NIL

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RUL (Ref Unlikeness) is a real thing and is currently being compared to NIL (Name Image Likeness). As we all know, amateur athletes now have the chance to make money prior to entering professional sports. Well, now the most hated referees in all major sports can get paid as well. We spoke with a ref up at a high school in Green Bay and here is what he had to say, “About time they pay us…yeah, I know we are the enemy and we put up with a ton of shit…..RUL is a good move since I only get $20.00 bucks a game to take crap from snot nosed brats and their parents in many cases……best part, if I don’t get RUL money by referee laws refs are allowed to sit on parents that annoy us and fart on them…..if these young athletes really become a distraction you can be granted shitting rights (only can be applied to kids and parents that are fat or getting fatter)…..this is real and in some ways better than RUL money…wait, screw RUL money….I want shitting rights!”

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