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Scratch and Sniff Tattoo

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Tattoos placed on one’s back just over the butt crack have gotten a bad rap over the years. These tattoos have even earned the name tramp stamp further defaming the tattoo.  Tattoo company Tattoo for You is trying to rehabilitate the so-called tramp stamp and give it a good name.

Tattoo for You has come out with a scratch and sniff tattoo that is designed solely for the tramp stamp. We reached out to head of marketing for Tattoo for You Mark Yu-up and he said, “We have developed a new ink that when scratched gives off a flavorful odor. We can make any tattoo smell like anything you want. Our most popular scratch and sniff above the crack is cotton candy and the worst believe it or not is chocolate. This will change the tattoo industry moving forward. For those that are not yet buying in, just wait until next year when our new ink comes in flavors where you can lick it and taste a delicious flavor.  This is going to make tramp stamps more desirable and less trashy. Sure, the ink must be redone every year which will be a huge selling point to tattoo parlors as they can make residuals on their work. Just be careful not to get that stamp to close to the crack as the flavor you may be tasting may not be the tattoo if you know what I mean.”

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