Secrecy in All Branches of The US Military Unveiled

After two months……..and this was not supposed to occur…….all of the high ranking folks in each branch are very upset to hear that the secret menu at the dining hall was leaked. We spoke with Sergeant Pepper of the Navy and here is what he had to say, ” We really didn’t want anyone to know the chili was being taken off the menu and being replaced with a shit soup that my dead aunt made and was never served…..I mean, first world problems……..what a bunch of pansies…….so much for secrecy….the infirmary is filled with guys troops suffering from acid reflux….have no idea why!”