Shaq is Back!

Shaquille O’Neal is mostly known for basketball, but he is also far beyond the court. He often helps under privileged kids get ahead. Nobody can deny his kindness. Good man! His great character is much bigger than his athletic prowess.

He now has taken on an active role helping old people in grocery stores. Major grocers nationwide fly Shaq all over the country to have Shaq get items on shelves that are far too high for the elderly. Here is what Shaq had to say about his “Height Advisory” role, “Look, not gonna lie…..I am huge….and my belly button is like a fist that can knock you out by me just breathing out…anyways, old people are the best and I love to help when I can…to be honest, I am getting a ton of free airline miles from this gig….Ritz will be free for life…all meals free…and loyalty points I can’t run out of….nobody gonna beat Shaq on the court or in the grocery store…..beat that Papa Johns….please tell MPL founder Brad Weisman he’s got game….not at sports….pizza eating at best!”