Shhhhhh It Job

Willie Dumper of Chevy Chase, Maryland may just have the crappiest job you have never heard of. We caught up with Willie and asked him how a he ended up with such a job and he said, “First off, I can’t believe I get paid to do this shit. My high school guidance counselor said I would never amount to shit and now he depends on my crap, how funny is that.”

It turns out that Willie is a fecal transplant provider, I shit you not. He donates his fecal matter from his intestines and it is inserted into people who need the healthy microbial flora to help their gut do what it is supposed to do. So now Willie says, “My guidance counselor was full of shit then and now he is full of my shit.”