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Shin Lin Richards?

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Michael Richards of Seinfeld (AKA Cosmo Kramer) became iconic from his long stint on Seinfeld. There is no question Seinfeld took Michael Richard’s comedy career to new heights. It was a pedestal to generational wealth for his family……long term royalties…..and the ability to live life peacefully in the abyss.

Few know Richard’s has a younger brother named Shin Lin Richards. Oddly, enough Shin has Asian features even though both brothers were born from American born Caucasian parents. This has always been a bit of a mystery and a source of family confusion for years. DNA tests were done and all is conclusive.

Shin had this to say about his brothers success, “Honestly, Michael is a complete asshole, but he is crazy rich and keeps sending me checks…..he set up an account with $5 million dollars in it for me…he said, if you need a few more million just let me know……..so, I hate his guts, but as long as the money keeps flowing I am going to kiss his ass….I think we would get along far better if he was not fnnn my wife…..but, that is something I have to deal with given the cashflow!”

Richards currently lives in the middle of Bermuda and he had this to say, “There is no way of getting out here….not even my kind of money is going to do the trick….I am so screwed……I called Jerry and he said there is no chance he would visit…..however, he keeps mailing me stamps that he doesn’t want to use on the letters he doesn’t want to write to me….makes no sense….hmmmm..maybe it does!”

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