Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes

As the price for Ohtani is likely to record breaking, the last place New York Yankees are already dumping half their team, and will most likely be a front runner in trying to land the once in a lifetime pitcher.  The Yankees, at a minimum, are in the process of offering the following:

1. The entire New York Mets Team
2. The Statue of Liberty
3. Aaron Rodgers (At Least the Angels will get ONE Aaron—just not Judge)
4. Leftover Rudy Giuliani hair dye
5. A lifetime NYC MetroCard for their Subway System
6. Billy Crystal
7. Jay Z and whichever 16 bars he’s willing to share to capture a Cali vibe
8. One SNL cast member
9. Matthew Broderick or Sara Jessica Parker (but not both)
10. David Letterman’s favorite Final Top Ten List (autographed by Letterman himself)

In addition, The Angels will be asking for The Yankees for The Entire Triple A Team, Brian Cashman’s personal debit card, and a lifetime pass to The Metropolitan Museum of Art anytime the Angels come into town.  While this may seem like a lot, The Angels truly believe this is, at a minimum, a good starting point for discussions.