Siamese Twins not seeing eye to eye

Tara and Jeff Chard of longhill, Oklahoma are at a big impasse. Tara has recently filed restraining orders against her Siamese twin Jeff. She has accused him of horrible things in the suit, the worst of all is that he raped while she was sleeping. The DNA evidence was inconclusive as they share the exact same DNA. Jeff has responded that he never raped her but did express have multiple wet dreams where he woke up on top of his sister. Tara and Jeff share the same heart and therefore cannot be separated. This has also been a problem as Tara has dealt with suicidal thoughts which Jeff has accused her of attempted murder. The first attempt was when Tara tried to jump to her death from their balcony, only to be saved by her brother. Jeff’s wife Sara, has also complained the Tara is the main problem and sometimes unwilling to give them privacy, especially when she wants to breast feed their son. Sara stated that once Tara has her own baby (she is 5 months pregnant) she will understand.  Tara and Jeff will have their day in court next month and we will keep you posted. The parents stated, “We thought they were so close all these years…..wait…crap…..they have been close all these years……uhhhh, if they could only get along”.