Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Silicon Valley Bank Lied

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MPL is here to tell you the real story. First of all, nobody lost a dime. The bank made it look far worse than is and the result is the federal government supplied100M in bail out money. Each banker took 5M and they all moved out to Australia to surf with Bode Miller.

We asked the branch manager David Tagline if he had anything to say, “My new Tagline is ….I am not a millionaire…..more like multi bitches!”

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