Small Business on the Uprise!!!!!

Clay Pelfrey is an entrepreneur in Reno Nevada and has come up with a new business model. He has taken prostitution and made some small tweaks to help society. How you may ask, is prostitution going to help society. Well, according to Clay Tallweed, his plan is to use small people as he calls them as prostitutes and sell the idea to pedophiles. In an effort to keep them from attacking your kids he has a brothel dedicated to these sick people. He has already hired 12 little people prostitutes or as he refers to as LPP’s, 10 women and 2 men.

He requires his employees to be completely shaved unless he receives a request for a pubescent LLP. Those requests must be sent in at least 2 weeksinadvance. Clay says the idea has not been fully appreciated but he thinks it will take time as people realize I am keeping these people off the streets. He also states while his prices are high, but then again how high is the price of freedom for a pedophile. Clay claims his best package has been the ‘Father you wish you didn’t have”, where the client gets to play a father in a church and the LLP gets to play altar boy Clay has an on site at a mock church and everything. Pay an extra $50 and Clay will throw in a confessional.   Clay has been getting clients everywhere, places like the dark web, defense attorneys (only the ones who get their clients off) and parole officers. Clay is looking to expand into another business which include combining “would be killers” with patients who are terminally ill or suicidal.