Smart Phone Tech Keeps Moving
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As many people have been affixed to their Iphone, Android has a done an amazing job providing many hardware options/functionalities. In many ways, Android has kept up with Apple as a usable platform as well as having a fantastic user interface.
Several companies supporting the Android platform have banded together and decided to make all Android phones highly nonfunctional. Robert Headstick who helped build the Android platform had this to say, “We don’t want to compete with Apple…we now have made all Android phones nearly impossible to work….I mean none of these pieces of shit work, however you can receive texts that you can’t respond to….this has really messed with all Android users and at the same time knocked out Apple as a competitor….we are really onto something…..I do my best work when I am on the weed that my mom grows in the yard…I love you mommy!”
He didn’t stop with Android, but also identified an opportunity for Apple to accelerate their social feed connections. Robert built an aftermarket feature that will help older people who recently purchased an Iphone. “My goal was to do one thing on all new Iphones for the older demographic….make the font much smaller…volume that you can barely hear…and make old people cry…and a camera that always takes pictures of them right when they cry….then post the picture which goes onto the Apple website to help build the social following “ICRY”……so far the virality on this page is amazing…..never knew old people crying would help build the brand……honest, I am not mean…..but I have been told I am an Ahole by my mom’s friend Gertrude…..I mean, why is Gertrude talking shit….oh is Gertrude your nickmane…..oops had no idea it was your real name!”
