Song and Saunders
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Korean actor Song Joong-Ki and British actress Katy Sanders are married and expecting their first child.
Song has this to today, “I can’t believe MSN news reported on this. Nobody in the US knows who we are, so we’re just as confused as the readers. Everyone is saying, ‘Song Who?’ which is actually my cousin, not me.”
Song reportedly told his followers that he’s a “better person” because of Saunders. When asked to clarify, he said he always feels better when he makes love to white women.
Saunders said this about her first child, “Baby will be half British and half Korean, so probably no one will be able to understand that accent.”
She was an actress you’ve never heard of in the early 2000s, who had brief cameos in a few movies no one watched. Now, you can find her in the free stock photos pages under, “Generic British women, but free, I’m not gonna pay nothing.”
Song had been married 4 years ago, and divorced actress Song Hye Kyo. The couple had the joint nickname the “Song Song Couple.” Then they divorced to Neil Diamond’s “Song Sung Blue.”
The couple said they plan on having a quiet marriage, a quiet brief life together, and a quiet split, so Song can bang out babies with other women.
He said, “Life is a Song, so I gotta sing it, with more people. Plus, I really don’t know this chick either.”
