Spade and Neuter Clinics for Kids

Alabama Abortion clinics have started changing their business model and their newest venture is shocking its local residents. Gary Hanger, CEO of Abortions Unlimited explained their new move, “When the courts came down and made abortions illegal, we needed a new plan to survive. I had just adopted a puppy from the local rescue, and we had to get him neutered and that is when it hit me. Why not spade and neuter our local kids, especially the ones who end up in juvenile detention. We went to the local representatives and explained the benefits to society. By spade and neutering the bad kids, the state would benefit by having less of the bad kids having babies and our local Abortion clinic can get out of the abortion game. The third benefit is by having so many kids spade and neutered, we would have less kids getting pregnant; therefore, they wouldn’t even need an abortion. Business has been surprisingly good these last few months and we still haven’t given up on helping those who need an abortion. In fact, last week we had a hanger drive where we passed out over 25,000 hangers to help out those in need. In the meantime, if you have a young child who you know shouldn’t procreate, just head down between 7^th and 8^th street of Milton Rd we are in the alley ready to help you out.”