Sperm Donation Concert Hall Opens

Dr. Bill Slacker was sick of his urology practice struggling over the last several years. So, he had this brilliant idea to leverage some of his expertise with other doctors. The goal was a practice that is dedicated solely at the collection of men’s sperm who want to make share their fish can swim.  To date, no women have been able to provide a sample.

Dr. Slacker has a concept that would double his income. Slacker had this to say about the medical business model, “Every man that provides a sperm sample is forced to make the sample outside of the bathroom with zero dirty mags…we have a stage set up with men lined up to provide a sample for testing…..we charge for admission for people in the audience to watch (2300 people max and always sold out)…..It’s only like $35.00 bucks a seat to watch one of these morons jerk off……if we can prove they can have kids….each patient pays us another $1000…if the swimmers don’t swim, then one of the docs in the practice has to hump a teddy bear named Margot (they can keep their underwear on and we let them keep the teddy bear…..would you want it back?).

This model has created a surge in Alternative Urology practices. Slacker had one final comment, “LA Colosseum next!”