Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Stanley Tucci Makes Big Changes

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After years of acting and fighting the biggest dilemma of his life, Stanley Tucci has made the most impactful decision of his life. He is shaving off his eyebrows. We had a chance to speak with Stanley and here is what he had to say, “Look, they were pretty fnnnnn big….sometimes they landed in my cereal….I could never get the parts where they wanted someone with out eyebrows…..I wanted everyone of those parts and was often taken off the casting calls the second I sent my headshots…..this is BS and someone out there is an eyebrow racist…..I want my eyebrow rights restored!!!!!”

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