Star Wars Was Based on A True Story

In 1977, the movie Star Wars was released and was a huge science fiction blockbuster immediately. At MPL, we uncovered that it was not fictional, but rather based on a true story from real events.

Luke Skywalker is actually a guy from Lincolnwood, IL named Steve Bromberg and owns a chain of hotdog stands all over Chicago. Steve had this to say, “Look, I was on a ton of shit back then….anyways, my dad is Darth Vador and my name is Luke Skywalker…..but, my dad (Darth) wanted me to have some normalcy in my life….and lets face it, if you take enough acid…….everything becomes your reality…..listen, I am pretty sure all of this shit is real and my mom is Ally McBeal….stop questioning the truth….oh, pass me some gummies!”