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Straight Guy Pride Parade Launches

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For years the “Gay Pride Parade” has become a national event that celebrates gay pride. This has been a step in the right direction over the years and driving inclusiveness. Nobody can argue about the importance of being inclusive and being accepting. However, Don Prick Sr. Jones felt he was not really a part of the gay pride parade because he is to manly. At that point, he started the “Straight Guy Pride” parade. Here is what he had to say, “Most of us chew tobacco…hunt…crap in the woods….never shower and fart in and out of public domain….and quite honestly, we still don’t know if we are straight….but we think we are close..anyways, stoked about this parade…heading in a straight direction!”

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