Stuart Senip is The Man!
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Media Pub Live’s founder, Stuart Senip, made some ruckus yesterday at the LA Airport. He was attempting to carry a baby vulture home from his business trip in Hollywood. While perfectly legal, he confused many TSA Agents by transporting it in a pet carrier.
When asked what the hell he was carrying he said it was a cat. When an agent further inquired why the cat was so ugly, Stuart said his cat “identifies himself as a baby vulture.” The confused agent went and checked with her manager, who then reviewed the regulations and told her, “This is proper per pet protocol as it’s not illegal for a cat to be ugly, or have tiny wings… or bald and pink. Maybe it’s one of them Egyptian cats? Probably, because this Mr. Senip looks like he has money, the kind who buys the expensive, organic mayonnaise at Whole Foods.”
After he was cleared and checked in the pet carrier, the agent stared at him for a long time and asked, “Sir, I have to ask about your large, suspicious bulge…is that a rare Komodo Dragon you’re hiding in your pants?”
He would only reply by saying, “Why thank you. Thank you very much…”
(*Mr. Senip was then free to board. Although the airline charged him excess “carrion” fees.)
